WELCOME

Welcome to my homepage.

My name is Mr. Kurt. That is my name, which people call when there is NO ONE ELSE TO CALL. I am THE GUY THE PEOPLE YOU TURN TO TURN TO when there is no one else to turn to.

I am a GREY MAN. A grey man is a man you do not notice. You did not notice me at the grocery store. You did not notice me at the bus stop. You did not notice me at the thing (you know what thing I’m talking about). You are noticing me now because of the website but that is OK.

Some people will tell you a grey man should not have a homepage. Some people will tell you a grey man should not have a HIT COUNTER. Those people are just not the guy. I AM THAT GUY.

This site is UNDER CONSTRUCTION. It has been under construction since I started it, and it will be under construction when I am done.

Please read the BLOG. I write in it when I feel like it. THANK YOU FOR VISITING.

- MR. KURT